Thursday Thunks

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Questions from Thursday Thunk








1. If you could be a Muppet, which would you be?

2. Why is a chicken crossing the road in the first place??

3. What's your favorite muscle?

4. Cheerios or Rice Krispies?

5. Is summer ever going to get here?

6. Have you ever had a utility turned off by mistake or some other reason besides weather or nonpayment?

7. What was your "last day" of something?

8. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which one would you choose?

9. Did you have any type of class trip, band trip, etc in high school? Where did you go, what did you do?

10. Do your feet smell?

11. Do you know how to french braid?

12. Two guys are walking down the street. One drops his hat and reaches down to pick it up, the other kicks him in the ass. Do you laugh?

13. You wake up one morning and dogs are meowing and cats are barking - what are fish, elephants and crocodiles doing?

14. You are going to your high school reunion. What award are you going to win?

15. You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. Soon you find a laptop with a lifelong battery & internet connection, then you find a cave with an endless supply of food and a spring of fresh water. A cruise ship comes along to save you - do you get on it?

16. How many shortcuts do you have on your desktop?

17. I offer you a pie... the most delicious pie you have ever seen. You either have to eat the entire thing in one sitting or allow me to slam it into your face, which do you choose?

18. Are you a pen stealer?

19. A dude from China comes up and offers you German chocolate cake, French fries and a Boston cream pie... what color is your car?

20. Sometimes you just have to tap your foot to your favorite song - which tv series season finale are you watching?

15 Questions You Never Thought You'd Ask

Hi! I'm your host Bev Sykes of the blog "Funny the World". . Welcome to Sunday Stealing. This feature originated and published on WTIT: The Blog. Here we will steal all types of questions from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent questions. Cheers to all of us thieves!

More questions from Sam Dobson, whose web site seems to be gone now.









1. If you could spend a day in someone else’s shoes who would it be and why?
2. Which celebrity gets on your nerves the most, and why?
3. If you were going to bury a time capsule, what would you put in it?
4. What is your saddest memory?
5. Would you rather be in your pajamas or a suit all day?
6. What’s the strangest place you’ve ever gone potty?
7. How old were you went you had your first kiss?
8. Do you have any strange or unique phobias?
9. If you could bring back one toy from your childhood, what would it be?
10. If you could be any Disney villain, which would you be?
11. If your life was a novel, what would the title be.
12. What do you need more of in your life?
13. What are your top 3 quotes?
14. What do you want people to remember about you?
15. What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made?

The Household Meme

Hi! I'm your host Bev Sykes of the blog "Funny the World". . Welcome to Sunday Stealing. This feature originated and published on WTIT: The Blog. Here we will steal all types of questions from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent questions. Cheers to all of us thieves!

This is a rather odd set of questions, stolen from MimiWrites

(Thanks for the suggestion from The Gal Herself)







 1. How many gravy boats do you have in your kitchen?

2. Do the clothes in your laundry basket need ironing?

3. What is the last thing you wallpapered?

4.  Wooden floors or carpet?

5.  Why do we put out guest towels if no one is supposed to use them?

6.  If your spatula could talk, what would it say about your duvet?

7.  Have you replaced the batteries in your smoke alarms this year?

8. If you could put thyme in a bottle, what is the first thing that you'd like to do?
 
9. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown?

10. Why are you whipping the butter? What did it ever do to you?

11. Do your spoons spoon in the drawer? Have you ever noticed? And more importantly, if wooden spoons spoon do they get splinters?

12. You hear: "Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither." The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing.....but wait, the windows are open.  Why did you close them?

13.  Do you need a recipe to cook or are you a bohemian chef?

14. Is your pot black?

15. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet?  What makes it so?

Would you rather?

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Adapted from Facebook

(I screwed up the list I had originally for today so had to put this together quickly, without editing) 

* Would you rather work in a group or work alone?

* Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone who talks incessantly?

* Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

* When you’re old, would you rather die before or after your spouse?

* Would you rather have a cook or a maid?

* Would you rather be the youngest or the oldest sibling?

* Would you rather get rich through hard work or through winning the lottery?

* Would you rather have a 10-hour dinner with a headstrong politician from an opposing party, or attend a 10-hour concert for a music group you detest?

* Would you rather be an Olympic gold medalist or a Nobel Peace Prize winner?

* Would you rather have a desk job or an outdoor job?

* Would you rather live at the top of a tall NYC apartment building or at the top of a mountain?

* Would you rather have Rambo or The Terminator on your side?

* Would you rather be proposed to in private or in front of family and friends?

* Would you rather have to sew all your clothes or grow your own food?

* Would you rather hear the good news or the bad news first?

* Would you rather be your own boss or work for someone else?

* Would you rather have nosy neighbors or noisy neighbors?

* Would you rather be on a survival reality show or dating game show?

* Would you rather be too busy or be bored?

* Would you rather watch the big game at home or live at the stadium.

* Would you rather spend the day with your favorite athlete or you favorite movie star?

* Would you rather live where it is constantly winter or where it is constantly summer?

* Would you rather travel the US and see the sights in a motor home or by plane?

* Would you rather be a little late or way too early?

* Would you rather have an unlimited gift certificate to a restaurant or a clothing store?

* Would you rather date someone you met online or go on a blind date?