November 24, 2018

Hooked on Memes




Hi! I'm your host Bev Sykes of the blog "Funny the World". . Welcome to Sunday Stealing. This feature originated and published on WTIT: The Blog. Here we will steal all types of questions from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent questions. (Past hosts include: Our first - Judd Corizan, Mr. L, Kwizgiver and Bud)  Cheers to all of us thieves!


These are lifted from hooked on memes, which seems to have disappeared since I stole it.




1. How many states have you been in?

2. If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called?

3. You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guarentee'd that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you.... What would you do??

4. How many states are to the right of you? And don’t give us a map to look at.

5. You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you?

6. HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?

7. Are you a boxing fan?

8. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten?

9. Is it cloudy right now?

10. Someone gives you a $500 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy?

11. When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up"? And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger?

12. what was your favorite toy as a child?

13. What is the last place you had a good cry and why?

14. Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with the most and why?

15. Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake - that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path in your life?

16. What’s your favorite show to watch on television nowadays?

17. Do you believe there is life after death?


November 17, 2018

Back to Normal



Hi! I'm your host Bev Sykes of the blog "Funny the World". . Welcome to Sunday Stealing. This feature originated and published on WTIT: The Blog. Here we will steal all types of questions from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent questions. (Past hosts include: Our first - Judd Corizan, Mr. L, Kwizgiver and Bud)  Cheers to all of us thieves!

This one is easier, for us yanks who don't know Lamingtons from Snot blocks.  I stole this from a questionnaire on Swap Bot
.  Thanks to Pandora for her questions last week. 


1.What is your favorite animal?

2.Your dream vacation?

3.Last person's house you were in?

4.Worst injury you've ever had?

5.Last play you saw?

6.Ever go to camp?

7.Were you an honor roll student in school?

8.What do you want to know about the future?

9.Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

10.Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

11.Where is your best friend?

12.Do you have a tan?

13.What are you listening to right now?

14.Do you collect anything?

15.Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

16.Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

17.What does your last text message say?

18.Do you like hot sauce?

19.Do you need to do laundry?

20.What is your heritage?



November 10, 2018

Somethng Different



Hi! I'm your host Bev Sykes of the blog "Funny the World". . Welcome to Sunday Stealing. This feature originated and published on WTIT: The Blog. Here we will steal all types of questions from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent questions. (Past hosts include: Our first - Judd Corizan, Mr. L, Kwizgiver and Bud)  Cheers to all of us thieves!


Now for something different.  I hope you'll find it fun.  Pandora has been doing Sunday Stealing for years, even though she's in Australia and can't relate to many of the questions, so I invited her to submit an Australia-related set of questions. She checked these with friends and says that Australians could easily answer them.

Many of these you won't be able to answer, but give it a try--and understand how Pandora feels!  (I printed all of them because I figure you'll skip many -- feel free to check Google and learn some new things!)



1. Where to you land on the subject of vegemite? What is the optimum butter/vegemite ratio? Do you also eat Promite or Marmite or do you see these yeast spreads as something akin to treason?
2. Who was your favourite Prime Minister of the last ten years? (There have been five – choose wisely)
3.  Are you a Monarchist or a Republican? Why?
4.  What do you think of our current head of state?
5.  What are your feelings on compulsory voting.
6.  What is your favourite footy food?
7.   Your Nana is having her 80th catered for by the CWA. What CWA standards are you looking forward to at the spread? The Victoria Sponge? Yoyos? Asparagus Rolls? Brandy Snaps?
8.  What do you do on ANZAC Day?
9.  Discuss the merits of budgie smugglers.
10. What is outside your back door? Gumboots or thongs?
11. As a kid you were given 20 cents for pick and mix. What will be in your bag? Teeth? Spearmint leaves? Gobstoppers? Freckles?
12.  Redbacks or Huntsmen?
13.   The Mullet. Discuss.
14.   Kath or Kim?
15.   Cricket – which code do your follow? Why? Do you think that 20/20 games are sacrilege?
16.   Football. Which code do you follow? Do you have an opinion about Collingwood or Essendon?
17.   Do you agree that the lyrics to Khe Sahn should be on the citizenship test? Do you know the words to Khe Sahn?
18. What is your favourite public holiday? If you're in Victoria, which do you prefer? The day off before the AFL Grand Final or Melbourne Cup Day?
19.   What do you do at Christmas? Ham sandwich on the beach? Seafood and salad next to the pool? Endure a full English roast with all the trimmings when the thermometer is pushing 35 degrees centigrade outside?
20.   Ford or Holden?
21.   What is the best Australian invention ever? (And yes, the Hills Hoist can be mentioned)
22.   Describe the following:

    Fairy bread
    Lamingtons
    Chiko rolls
    Snot blocks
 

23.   What are the following traditional items found in all Australian homes?

    Dead horse
    Hills Hoist
    A slab
    A ute
 

24.   Who is your all time Australian hero?
25.   Translate the following: “Strewth! Nev was going flat out like a lizard drinking. But he had a nana nap and he's raring. Told him to get here pronto by not to miss the gate cos it’s impossible to chuck a u-ey for miles. Told him to bring a slab. We’ll have a barby. The kiddies can have snags. Joe the Pom will moan about everything. Jeez, he’s a bastard. Yeah…nah… no flies on him. “
26.   What is your favourite Australian holiday spot?
27.   Do you eat the coat of arms?
28.   You are stuck in a lift with the following: Karl Stefanovic, Peter Dutton and Alan Jones. Who do you kill last?
29.   What is the NBN?
30.   “Where the bloody hell are you?” Discuss.
31. Complete the following sayings.

    Am I ever going to see your face again? ..................................................
    You're terrible, ...........................!
    Coupla days, ...............................

32. Potato scallops or potato cakes?
33. Provide three uses for cane toads.
34. If you give a politician a koala to cuddle, what is the likely outcome?
35. Bagpipes are perfectly at home in rock songs. Discuss.
36. What is a Tim Tam Slam?
37. If I ask for a FruChoc, where am I from? What are FruChocs?



November 3, 2018

Pop Tarts



Hi! I'm your host Bev Sykes of the blog "Funny the World". . Welcome to Sunday Stealing. This feature originated and published on WTIT: The Blog. Here we will steal all types of questions from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent questions. (Past hosts include: Our first - Judd Corizan, Mr. L, Kwizgiver and Bud)  Cheers to all of us thieves!






This is stolen from Freaky PopTart



 





1. What's the coldest temp you've experienced?
2. What's for dinner tonight?
3. Would you consider moving to Australia?
4. What was your favorite subject in high school?
5. How many hours a day is your tv on?
6. Have you ever received an award?
7. Whats your mousepad look like?
8. How many browser tabs do you have open right now?
9. If you are a parent, have you or did you ever put Vicks VapoRub on your children under the age of 2?
10. As an adult, do you like the scent of Vicks VapoRub?
11. If you had to pick one insect to infest your house for 1 day and after that day they would just suddenly vanish, which insect infestation would you pick?
12. What color is your underwear that you are wearing right at this moment?